he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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