Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Randomize
