You surviving the open bar?
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How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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