Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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