you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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