OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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