When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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