you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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