OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
you win again, gameday.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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