I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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