isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
