and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
