all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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