I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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