Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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