What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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