HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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