is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Randomize