I want to make a zoo with you.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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