Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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