i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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