I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
this beer tastes like vomit already
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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