There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I will be naked everywhere
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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