scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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