Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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