SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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