You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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