Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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