I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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