i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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