alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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