i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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