Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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