check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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