what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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