two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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