he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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