There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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