what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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