so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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