is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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