Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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