and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
if i died would you start the facebook group?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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