GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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