Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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