"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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