You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Welp...herpes.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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