If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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