this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You pole danced in your parka.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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