I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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