Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
