id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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