Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm both gender and math confused
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