i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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