Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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